i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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