On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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