a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Don't tell me you're on acid again
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
