Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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