I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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