I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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