she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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