dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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