Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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