physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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