I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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