Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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