I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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