She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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