I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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