youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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