"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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