Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
