In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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