so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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