jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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