You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
