But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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