remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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