So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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