new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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