I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Oh Jesus.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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