There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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