sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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