the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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