They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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