So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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