"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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