Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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