awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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