I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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