i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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