before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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