hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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