guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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