I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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