Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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