Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I want her autograph on my taint
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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