All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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