Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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