I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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