Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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