Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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