Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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