Porn is love you can see.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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